It's a phenomenon known as "sausage uncertainty" – where the probability of choosing the perfect sausage is constantly shifting due to quantum fluctuations.
According to the Copenhagen interpretation, sausages exist in multiple states until observed.
Many Worlds Interpretation of SausageThe observer's gaze can collapse the wave function of the sausage, forcing it into a single, irreversible state.
Observer Effect Sausage ParadoxDon't try to understand it, just Quantum Sausage Superposition.