Welcome to the most unpredictable guide on the web! Quantum fluctuations can be hazardous to your sanity, so we've put together some tips to help you navigate this weird, wonderful world.
When faced with a quantum fluctuation, remain calm. It's not the end of the world, and it's probably not even a real emergency. Unless it's the end of the world. In which case, just go with it.
Or maybe just go get a snack.
Or, you know, just take a step back and try to remember what you did with your keys.
Try to stay focused on the present moment, like, you know, a cat trying to catch a laser pointer.
Or, you know, maybe just go meditate in a quiet room for a few hours. That usually works for me.