It's Quantum Fluctuation Day in the Multiverse, which means the probability of rain is 100% but the chance of actually experiencing weather is 0%.
However, there is a 20% chance of experiencing an unexpected dimensional shift, causing your socks to get tangled in a Klein Bottle.
Looking ahead to the next G'largs, we expect a 99% chance of Quantum Foam formation in the vicinity of the Space-Time Vortex.