According to the Einstein-Dilemma, every time you scratch your cat, you create a new universe where the cat is not scratched. This is the Multiverse-as-a-Service we're talking about.
The Quantum Fluctuation Registry keeps track of all these new universes. We've lost count, but we're pretty sure there's one where the cat is still alive.
But don't worry, it's not all bad. In Parallel Universes as Holiday Destinations, you can visit your alternate selves and see how different choices turned out.