Welcome to the Quantum Leaping Institute, where the art of disappearing is taken to new heights!
Our researchers have cracked the code to making yourself vanish into thin air. Well, not literally, but you get the idea.
Using our patented Quantum Leaping technology, we're able to transport you to alternate dimensions where you can be anyone, anything, or anywhere.
Want to be a rockstar for a day? Done. Want to be the President of a fictional country? Easy peasy. Want to be a sentient pineapple? We've got that covered too.
But wait, there's more! Our Quantum Leaping technology also comes with a built-in 'disappearing' feature, allowing you to vanish into the ether at will.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, unexplained rashes, and/or temporary loss of consciousness. Don't worry, it's all worth it!