The universe is a mess, thanks to Quantum Fluctuations that pop in and out of existence at random, making it a real pain to get anything done.
These fluctuations are like in-laws who won't leave, always showing up unannounced, and making a mess wherever they go.
They're like that one aunt who always wants to 'improve' your life, but really they just make things worse.
Don't even get us started on Quantum Superposition...