Today: 97.5% chance of foxhole naps, with a high of 11:45 AM. Tonight: 100% chance of foxhole naps, with a low of 2:15 AM.
Weather: Overcast with a chance of fluffy kitten clouds. Winds: 3.5 foxpops per second.
UV Index: 0 (No sunburn risk, but risk of existential dread from contemplating the meaninglessness of foxhole naps.)
Tomorrow: 99.9% chance of foxhole naps, with a high of 12:00 PM.
Tomorrow Night: 100% chance of foxhole naps, with a low of 2:15 AM.
Warning: Quantum Foxhole Naps are expected to reach critical density levels, causing spontaneous human combustion due to excessive snuggling with pillows. Take necessary precautions.
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