This bug is not just any bug. It's a bug that exists in multiple places at once, making it impossible to squash.
Its symptoms include:
Don't try to debug this bug alone, it's too much for any one hero. Visit our Quantum Debug Team for assistance.
This is not a real warning, but rather a reminder that the laws of physics no longer apply in this realm.
When you encounter a paradigm shift, your reality may become distorted.
Side effects may include:
Don't worry, it's just the Paradoxical Bug at work.
Visit our Quantum Reality Checkpoint for assistance.