Contact Us (Please, for the love of all that is sane)

Please, do not attempt to contact us via carrier pigeon. We have tried that, and the results were disastrous.

For any other issues, try our support form, but be warned: we may not actually respond to it.

Alternatively, just shout at us through the transdimensional telephone, but be prepared for our end of the line to be a recording of a cat meowing.

Disclaimer: All support requests may be subject to being lost in the quantum flux, and may not be actually answered. Or may be answered, but in 20 years. Or not.

We reserve the right to ignore you.

We also reserve the right to not have any actual support staff.