Quantum Crisis Support Page

Warning: the quantum crisis is real, and it's getting worse by the minute.

We're not entirely sure what's happening, but we're working on it.

For now, please enjoy our selection of quantum crisis support resources:

• Quantum Therapy: because your reality is a mess
• Self-Help for the Quantumly Damaged
• Quantum Support Groups: because you're not alone
• Quantum Crisis Forum: ask the experts (or not)