Paradox Support
We apologize for the inconvenience caused by the Quantum Inflatable Paradox.
Our team of expert paradoxologists is working tirelessly to resolve the paradox, but in the meantime:
- Do not try to hold the paradox. It will only lead to frustration and existential dread.
- Please do not attempt to fold the paradox into a neat square. This is not a origami paradox.
- Do not feed the paradox, it's not a hungry beast. It's just a really confusing thing that exists.
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