We've made some changes to our Quantum Inflatable technology. Now it's even more likely to spontaneously combust in a blaze of glory. Update 2: Because 1 didn't work out so well
Fixed a bug where the inflatable would occasionally turn into a sentient being and start playing the trombone. Known Issue 1234: Inflatable started playing 'Who Let the Dogs Bark' for 3 days straight
We're still working on fixing the issue where the inflatable will occasionally start to inflate to an alarming size and cause a scene. Known Issue 5678: Inflatable inflated self to size of a small moon and caused a city-wide panic
Q: Will it still combust in a blaze of glory? A: Yes, but now it's just for show