It started with a few minor issues: keys jamming, paper jams, and an inexplicable fondness for 1980s pop culture references. But when I tried to write a letter to my future self, I ended up stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 5 minutes for eternity.
I've tried everything: rebooting, recharging, and even re-cursing the device. But nothing seems to work. The typewriter just won't let me escape.
Current Status: Time-trapped, frustrated, and slightly worried about my sanity
Try Fix 01: Consult the Oracle (AKA, Sam) Or, if that fails, Try Fix 02: Reboot and Pray For the truly desperate, Try Fix 03: Call in the Experts (a.k.a. The Time Traveling Troubleshooters)