Step 1: Don't forget your tinfoil foil, or you'll end up as a human-sicle in a parallel dimension.
Step 2: Don't say the magic words out loud while in the presence of a quantum physicist, or you'll be the main course at the next quantum physics lab buffet.
Step 3: Don't get too close to the microwave, or you'll find yourself stuck in the vortex of a culinary singularity.