We're not saying we'll sell your data to the highest bidder. We might, though. We're not saying we won't. We're a bug, after all.
We collect your browsing history, because who needs personal freedom, really? Our algorithms will analyze your every click, every scroll, every "I'll just have one more cookie".
Our servers will be powered by the tears of our sysadmin, who's been working 20-hour shifts for weeks.
We'll use it to predict your next quantum leap, and probably some other stuff, but let's be real, that's the main thing.
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