Warning: do not attempt to participate unless you're prepared to lose your mind.
You are a temporal agent tasked with preventing the Sock Conspiracy of 1987. A rogue group of sentient socks have infiltrated the world's laundry facilities and are plotting to tie the entire world's footwear into knots.
Objective: Infiltrate the Sock Conspiracy's HQ and retrieve the fabled Sock-o-matic device, a machine capable of knitting an infinite supply of socks.
Difficulty level: 6/10, would be 8/10 but our team has already solved the puzzle and you're just here to read about it.