Quantum Leap Frogging is the practice of harnessing the power of quantum mechanics to jump across different points in space and time. It's like hopscotching through the timestream, but with a lot more danger and existential dread.
By carefully observing the wavefunction collapse of a nearby fly, we can calculate the optimal jump trajectory to arrive exactly 3 seconds before a delicious-looking bug in 1982.
However, there's a 99.9% chance we'll end up in 1974, surrounded by disco music and bell-bottom jeans. But hey, at least the fly is still delicious.