Quantum Leap Powers

Quantum Leap Powers is a mysterious and ancient art of manipulating reality. It's like time-travel, but with more paperwork.

Our powers include:

• Time-traveling through parallel universes
• Teleporting to alternate dimensions
• Manipulating probability fields
• Reading minds (but only if you ask nicely)

But be warned, our powers come with a steep price: existential dread and crippling bureaucracy.

Want to learn more about our Masters of Quantum Leap Powers?

Or perhaps you'd like to manifest your own Quantum Leap Powers?

Quantum Leap Powers FAQ

• Q: Can I use Quantum Leap Powers for personal gain?
• A: Only if you're willing to fill out 27 pages of forms in triplicate.
• Q: Can I use Quantum Leap Powers to change the course of history?
• A: Only after you've attended our 3-day seminar on Temporal Ethics.

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