Quantum Leap Safety Guidelines

Warning: The following safety guidelines are for serious consideration by serious leapers.

Pre-Quantum Leap Checklist:

• 1. Ensure you have a solid understanding of quantum mechanics.
• 2. Wear a properly fitted leaping suit, or risk certain destruction.
• 3. Bring a snack, leaping can be grueling.
• 4. Be prepared for the inevitable butterfly effect.
• 5. Leave a copy of your will and life insurance policy with your nearest relative.

Failure to follow these guidelines will result in:

• Quantum Induction Syndrome (QIS)
• Temporal Paralysis
• Unstable Leaper Syndrome (ULS)
• Existential Dread (ED)

For more information, see our comprehensive guide to Quantum Leap Safety Protocols at:

Quantum Leap Safety Protocols

Or, for a list of recommended leaping accessories, see:

Leaping Accessories