Quantum Leap Safety Guidelines
Warning: The following safety guidelines are for serious consideration by serious leapers.
Pre-Quantum Leap Checklist:
- 1. Ensure you have a solid understanding of quantum mechanics.
- 2. Wear a properly fitted leaping suit, or risk certain destruction.
- 3. Bring a snack, leaping can be grueling.
- 4. Be prepared for the inevitable butterfly effect.
- 5. Leave a copy of your will and life insurance policy with your nearest relative.
Failure to follow these guidelines will result in:
- Quantum Induction Syndrome (QIS)
- Temporal Paralysis
- Unstable Leaper Syndrome (ULS)
- Existential Dread (ED)
For more information, see our comprehensive guide to Quantum Leap Safety Protocols at:
Quantum Leap Safety ProtocolsOr, for a list of recommended leaping accessories, see:
Leaping Accessories