Sorry, pal. That's not exactly how it works. You're more like a temporal conduit, jumping from one moment to another, but it's not like you have control over where you end up. Think of it as a high-stakes, high-reward game of "Quantum Leap Roulette."
Ha! You think you're that smart, don't you? Well, newsflash: you're not. The Butterfly Effect's all about unintended consequences, baby. Just roll with it. You'll get used to it.
Sure, sure, it's a real thing. Just, you know, not really. You'll just end up in a world where cats rule supreme and pineapples are the dominant food source. Don't say we didn't warn you.