Leaping 101: The Art of Not Being There

In this course, you'll learn the fundamentals of Quantum Leaping, the ancient art of not being present in the moment. It's a delicate dance, really. One misstep and you'll be dinner.

Our instructor, the venerable Professor Plop, will guide you through the intricacies of leaping through space-time, leaving a trail of uncertainty and confusion in your wake.

Course topics will include:

Upon completion, you'll be able to:

Don't worry, we'll provide the necessary equipment: a nice set of comfy leaping shoes and a complimentary bottle of "I'm not sure what I'm doing" spray.

Ready to leap into the unknown? Leaping 102: The Art of Not Being Seen awaits!