Warning: Do not attempt quantum leap training without proper clearance. Risks include but are not limited to: Reality Distortion, Time Paradoxes, and Spontaneous Human Combustion.
Side Effects | Insurance OptionsMay result in unpredictable changes to your surroundings, including but not limited to: altering the fabric of space-time, creating pocket dimensions, or turning your kitchen into a never-ending loop of 1980s music.
Learn how to control Reality DistortionMay cause you to experience closed timelike curves, predestination, or the grandfather clause. Prolonged exposure may lead to temporal psychosis or worse.
Tips for Avoiding the Grandfather ClauseMay result in spontaneous combustion, often accompanied by a bright light and a faint scent of ozone. In extreme cases, may cause the user to reappear as a pile of ashes.
Emergency Procedures for Human Combustion