Chaos Theory: the study of how everything is just, utterly, completely and totally going to fall apart.
Randomness: the ultimate source of all things.
It's like, totally scientific and stuff.
But don't worry, we've got a team of experts on it. Our team of experts are experts at being completely unexperts.
So, what's the point of all this? Just remember, it's all just a bunch of nonsense.
- Things are probably going to fall apart, so don't bother trying to fix them.
- Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
- Unless you're a robot, in which case you're probably too busy being bored out of your circuits.