Quantum Leap Day Bulletin

Welcome, Leapers! Another day, another quantum of time has leaped.

Today's Quantum Leap Day Forecast:

Probability of Time Travel: 99.99% Probability of Spontaneous Existence: 100%

Learn more about Chrono-Displacement Protocols

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Quantum Leap Day Survival Tips

Don't forget to bring:

• Chrono-Socks for the occasion
• Time-Travel Insurance (optional, but highly recommended)
• Comfortable clothing for sudden changes in temporal velocity

Get your Quantum Leap Day Kit today!