Warning: Quantum Leap Day is not a drill. Repeat, it is not a drill.

When faced with a quantum leap day emergency, remain calm and follow these steps:

  1. Stay hydrated. The fabric of space-time can be unpredictable.
  2. Keep a fire extinguisher nearby. You never know what kind of quantum fluctuations might spark.
  3. In the event of a temporal rift, do not attempt to close it. Call in the experts.
  4. If you experience a sudden and unexplainable urge to wear a fedora, do not resist. It may be a sign of the universe's attempt to guide you.

For more information, visit our Quantum Leap Day Emergency Forum.