Interdimensional Travel
Welcome, traveler, to the infinite expanse of the multiverse!
We're glad you're here. You're probably here for one of two reasons:
- To visit the Quantum Leap Operators, our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated dimensional navigators.
- To experience the Paradox Pool, where the fabric of space and time is constantly being rewoven.
Or maybe you're just here to tell us a bad joke about the nature of reality.
Either way, we're happy to have you here.
Important Safety Information
Before you begin your journey, please note that:
- Interdimensional travel can cause dimensional hemorrhaging. Side effects may include:
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Sudden, inexplicable urges to wear pleats and kilts
- Please do not travel with sharp objects or open containers of liquid.
- We are not responsible for any dimensional damage caused by careless use of dimensional travel.
Disclaimer
This site and all its contents are completely and utterly not real. But, you know, in a good way.