Quantum Leap Risks: A Guide for the Chronologically Challenged

The Dangers of Timey-Wimey Physics

Are you considering a quantum leap into the unknown? Be warned: the fabric of space-time is not as forgiving as it seems.

Risk 1: Temporal Paradox

You may find yourself stuck in an infinite loop of déjà vu, reliving the same moment over and over. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Risk 2: Causality Overload

The butterfly effect will drive you mad. Every action, no matter how small, will send ripples through the timestream, causing irreparable damage to your sanity.

Risk 3: Disconnection from Reality

You may lose touch with the world as you know it. Friends, family, and pets will forget you ever existed. You'll be stuck in a never-ending loop of isolation.

Still willing to take the risk? Check out our Quantum Leap Risk Assessment Checklist to see if you're ready for the leap.

Or, if you're already experiencing quantum leap-related symptoms, visit Quantum Leap Support Group for help.

Or, if you're just curious about quantum leaping, try Quantum Leap Theory: A Primer for a crash course on the subject.

But don't say we didn't warn you...

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