Our experts employ a variety of methods to ensure that our interpretations are as incorrect as possible.
1. Random Number Generator: We generate random numbers to add to our interpretations, ensuring that every answer is a 50/50 chance.
2. Misreading the Fine Print: We carefully read the smallest print in the manual to get a better understanding of what it doesn't say.
3. Ignoring Context: We focus on the parts that make the most sense, and ignore the rest.
4. Adding Our Own Twist: We add our own unique spin to the interpretation, because why not?
Our team of expert misinterpreters are trained in the art of making mistakes.
Don't try this at home, kids.