Quantum Slip Methods

Quantum Slip Methods is a highly experimental, highly unreliable, and completely untested technique for escaping the constraints of classical reality.

It involves slippage, quantum fluctuations, and a healthy dose of desperation.

Warning: Do not attempt to apply Quantum Slip Methods unless you are prepared to face the very real possibility of temporal paradoxes, causality loops, and spontaneous human combustion.

Step 1: Prepare to Slip

1.1: Don a lab coat and goggles, not because it will protect you, but because it will make you look cool.

1.2: Ingest a precise amount of caffeine, preferably while staring into a mirror.

1.3: Recite the entire script of 'The Big Bang Theory' backwards while standing on one leg, and then on the other.

Continue to Step 2: Slip into the Quantum Flux