Quantum Leap: Physical Risks - Burnt-ness Treatment

Warning: Burnt-ness is a serious condition that requires immediate attention from a qualified quantum physicist.

Do not attempt to treat Burnt-ness yourself, as it can lead to further complications and/or paradoxes.

Treatment Options:

Side effects of treatment may include, but are not limited to:

Temporary loss of consciousness

Uncontrollable giggling

Spontaneous combustion

Unpredictable fluctuations in quantum probability

Do not attempt to treat Burnt-ness unless you are prepared for these potential side effects.

Risks of Not Treating:

Untreated Burnt-ness can lead to:

Quantum instability

Paradoxical loops

Unstable wormholes

Unpredictable consequences

Do not ignore Burnt-ness, as it can lead to catastrophic results.