Disco Fever is a rare but potentially catastrophic condition where an individual's love of disco music causes a rift in the fabric of space-time, threatening to pull the entire multiverse into a vortex of polyester and platform shoes.
Uncontrollable urges to dance in public with an uncoordinated, yet strangely mesmerizing, display of choreographed movements.
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Risk of being trapped in an endless loop of the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive"
Mild risk of developing a taste for polyester leisure suits and excessive use of hairspray.
Warning: Do not attempt to dance in a crowded elevator. The consequences are dire.