Quantum Leap Risks: Short-Term Effects

Warning: Quantum Leaping can be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure to quantum fluctuations may lead to:

• Temporary Time Dilation Syndrome (TTDS): You may experience time passing differently than others. This can be confusing, especially during social interactions.
• Quantum Flux Induced Motion Sickness (QFIMS): Your body may react to the rapid changes in quantum probability as if you're on a never-ending rollercoaster.
• Probability Paralysis: You may become stuck in a state of perpetual probability analysis, unable to make decisions due to the infinite possibilities.

Don't say we didn't warn you.