Welcome to the Quantum Leap of Faith, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Here, time is currency, and the value of a second depends solely on its proximity to a well-timed espresso shot.
Our patented Quantum Leap of Faith technology uses a combination of advanced algorithms, questionable life choices, and an open-ended supply of existential dread to propel you into the future.
But be warned: quantum leaps can be unpredictable. There's a 9 out of 10 chance that you'll end up in a parallel universe with a slightly worse haircut. And a 1 in 100 chance that you'll end up in a parallel universe with a better haircut. The odds are in your favor!