Symptoms
These symptoms may vary depending on the severity of the leap:
- Minor: Mild nausea, temporary loss of motor control, and an intense desire to shout 'Huzzah!'
- Moderate: Reality distortions lasting up to 3 hours, spontaneous combustion risk increased by 50%
- Severe: Unpredictable time travel, existential dread, and a 100% risk of spontaneous combustion