Quantum Leap Risks: A Guide for the Uninitiated

Warning: Quantum Leaping is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of sanity. Or the faint of... you get it.

Risk 1: Time Dilation Fatigue

Spending too much time in a quantum flux, causing your molecules to get all wibbly wobbly. Symptoms include: Time-space confusion, Chrono-disorientation, and a general feeling of being stuck in a never-ending loop.

Risk 2: Quantum Induction Loophole

You think you're leaping through time, but really you're just stuck in a simulation. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Risk 3: Paradoxical Personality Disorder

Meeting your past self, but with a different haircut. Or a better haircut. Or a worse haircut. The existential crisis is real.

Risk 4: Interdimensional Whiplash

Leaping between dimensions, but your senses can't quite keep up. Think: kaleidoscope of colors, but with more headaches.

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