Learn the art of siphoning energy from quantum fluctuations to create the most unpredictable, uncontrollable, and unapologetically unstable of all possible effects.
Start by mastering the fundamental techniques of quantum fluctuation siphoning:
These will give you a solid foundation in the art, and allow you to siphon energy from the most unlikely of places.
But remember, with great power comes great unpredictability.
Once you've mastered the basics, you'll be ready to move on to the more complex and esoteric techniques:
These will allow you to siphon energy from the very fabric of space-time itself.
Quantum fluctuation siphoning is a serious business, and should not be attempted by the faint of heart.
Or, you know, anyone with a pulse.