Superpositioning: The Art of Being in Two Places at Once

Because who needs to make decisions when you can exist in a state of quantum flux?

• Entanglement: When You're Tied to Someone Else's Fate
• Superpositioning Theory: The Science of Being Nowhere in Particular
• Many-Worlds Interpretation: The Infinite Dilemma of Choice

Warning: Superpositioning may cause:

• Existential dread
• Temporal disorientation
• Spontaneous combustion (rarely)