Time Travel Insurance - Because You Never Know When You'll Need To Go Back In Time

Welcome to Time Travel Insurance, where we've got you covered in case you decide to go back in time and ruin your own life.

• Pre-Existing Conditions: No Coverage
• Policy Excludes: Grandfather Clause, Butterfly Effect, and All Other Temporal Anomalies
• Payout: 20th-century dollars
• Policy Duration: Until you get back to the present, or your consciousness gets caught in a time loop, whichever comes first.

Get a quote or sign up for our Time Travel Insurance today! Or, for an additional fee, we can also offer Chronal Alarm Clocking services. Because who needs sleep when you can be stuck in a never-ending loop? And for those who've already had a time-traveling tattoo, we've got Time Traveling Tattoo Removal services. Because who needs a souvenir when you can have a souvenir that also gives you a headache?