Warning: Reading this guide may cause dizziness, confusion, or spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure to quantum leaping may result in irreversible changes to your perception of space-time. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).
Quantum leaping is the art of traversing the vast expanse of time-space without ever having to get up from the couch. Using advanced technology and a pinch of pure, unadulterated luck, you can visit any point in time, past or future, without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.
Step 1: Acquire a quantum leap device (available at your local novelty store).
Step 2: Set the coordinates for your destination (make sure to include the date, time, and a brief description of your outfit, as the universe is a very fashionable place).
Step 3: Press the button, hold on tight, and hope for the best.
To really get the most out of quantum leaping, try these advanced techniques:
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