Terms of Service

Effective Immediately

We at Quantum Leaps Brothers are committed to leaping into your heart, but only if you agree to our terms.

• By using our services, you agree to be bound by these terms.
• We reserve the right to leap into your personal space uninvited, but only on Tuesdays.
• You must provide us with a valid credit card number and a signed contract in triplicate.
• You agree to never, ever, ever, use our services during leap years, unless explicitly authorized by our lawyers.
• We will not be responsible for any property damage caused by our leaps, unless you've had the foresight to purchase liability insurance.

By clicking the link below, you agree to be bound by these terms, and possibly also by the laws of the land.

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Disclaimer

Quantum Leaps Brothers makes no representations or warranties of any kind, unless you're a lawyer, then we'll make you a deal you can't refuse.

Our leaps are provided "as is" without warranty of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranty of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or that we'll actually show up on time.

We are not responsible for any damage caused by our leaps, unless you've had the foresight to purchase liability insurance.

We are not responsible for any lost time or productivity caused by our leaps, unless you're a professional snail trainer.

By using our services, you agree to these terms, and also to the terms of our imaginary lawyer friends.

Privacy Policy

We at Quantum Leaps Brothers are committed to not reading your mail, unless it's addressed to us.

We do not share your information with anyone, unless you've asked us to, or unless we've had a quantum leap into your brain.

We do not store any information, unless you've asked us to, or unless we've lost our keys.

By using our services, you agree to this policy, and also to not suing us for not reading your mail.