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Quantum Leaps Safety Protocols

Quantum Leap Guidelines

Caution: Quantum Leaps may cause time dilation, space-time continuum distortions, and existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to irreversable consequences.

For optimal safety, please follow these guidelines:

  1. Wear protective gear, including but not limited to, quantum-proof clothing.
  2. Engage quantum leapers in regular mental health check-ups to ensure they are not experiencing safety concerns.
  3. Quantum leaps may only be performed under the supervision of a trained quantum leap operator.

By engaging in quantum leaps, you acknowledge that you have read and understood these safety protocols, and you agree to hold harmless the Quantum Leap Institute and its affiliates in case of any unforeseen consequences.

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