Quantum Lemoan Facts

Facts

• Quantum lemoan particles have 99.9% chance of being in two places at once
• Lemons have a 100% chance of making you feel like a lemon
• The shortest distance between the quantum lemoan universe and your mom's house is 1.61803 meters
• Quantum lemoan particles have been known to spontaneously combust, but only if you stare at them long enoughQuantum lemoan particles are made 99.9% of pure, unadulterated sass

Quantum Lemoan Theory

It's a thing. We're pretty sure. Maybe.

It's all about quantum lemoan fields and lemoan waves, and how they interact with your average, everyday lemon

Quantum Lemoan Applications

Quantum lemoan technology is poised to revolutionize the lemon industry in ways we can't even begin to imagine

Or maybe it just means you can now make lemon-flavored quantum particles

Disclaimer: All facts are completely made up and not actually true. Or are they?

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