Quantum Lepromanism: The Study of Unreliable Quantum States

This is a field of study that's all about embracing the chaos and unpredictability of quantum systems. It's like trying to pin down a greased pig in a mud pit, but with more math.

We're currently investigating the properties of Schrödinger's cat, who's been known to be in multiple places at once.

We're always looking for volunteers to join our research team. If you're feeling brave, and don't mind the possibility of being turned into a quantum superposition, apply below.