Welcome to Quantum Mechanic

Where time and space are relative, but the bills are not.

Quantum Mechanic is a place where the rules of physics are more like suggestions. We're a repair shop for time travelers with a penchant for the absurd.

We can fix your time-traveling DeLorean, but don't expect us to explain the space-time continuum. That's just not our problem.

Want to know more about our services?

Time-Traveling Cars Quantum Entanglement Therapy
Time-Traveling Cars

Time-Traveling Cars

Our team of expert technicians can repair any time-traveling vehicle, from the classic DeLorean to the more exotic Chronalyst.

But be warned: our prices are not just time-sensitive, they're also money-sensitive. You'll need to be prepared to pay in both dollars and temporal favors.

Don't worry, we'll get your car fixed. But don't say we didn't warn you.

Need a Chrono-Loan?
Quantum Entanglement Therapy

Quantum Entanglement Therapy

Feeling stuck in a rut? Can't seem to get out of your own head? Our team of expert therapists specialize in the art of Quantum Entanglement.

We'll help you untangle your thoughts and get you back in sync with the space-time continuum.

But be warned: it's not just talk, it's also quantum physics. You'll need to be prepared for some serious mind-bending.

Schedule a Schrödinger Session