Quantum Mechanic Meaninglessness is a place where the laws of physics are more of a suggestion.
We specialize in finding new ways to make the universe less understandable, one confusing concept at a time.
Our services include:
- Quantum uncertainty consulting: because who needs clarity, anyway?
- Subatomic rearrangement services: because why not?
- Reality distortion: we'll make it look like the laws of physics are working for you, but really we're just messing with you.
Don't believe everything you read, or do, or see. Especially not what our competitors tell you. They're just trying to make it look like the universe makes sense.