Welcome to the Schrödinger's Cat Cafe, where the cat is always simultaneously here and not here! Our cat, Schrödinger, is a master of quantum mechanics, always in multiple places at once. Don't worry, we won't bother you with boring things like "is-it-or-isn't-it" existential crises while you drink our expertly crafted quantum-flavored lattes.
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Enjoy your meal, or don't! It's all just probability, really...
Our quantum-flavored lattes are made with the finest particles in the universe, carefully harvested from the quantum realm. Try one today and experience the thrill of uncertainty!