It's a question that has puzzled physicists for centuries: what is the relationship between hat sizes and uncertainty?
According to our research, the act of measuring a hat's size causes it to fluctuate wildly and randomly, much like the infamous Schrödinger's cat.
We've observed that the probability of a hat's size being exactly 7 1/4 inches is precisely 0.000001%.
This raises more questions than answers:
We've created some subpages to explore these questions further: