Warning: Entanglement therapy may cause spontaneous combustion, reality distortion, or an increased risk of becoming trapped in an infinite loop of existential dread. Please sign the waiver below to begin.
Upon signing, you will be directed to our Session Planning Page where you will select your preferred entanglement type:
Choose from one of the following entanglement types:
A thrilling experience of sudden, unexplained fires.
Challenge your perceptions with a kaleidoscope of alternate realities.
Get stuck in a never-ending cycle of existential dread.
Once you've selected your entanglement type, you will be directed to the Entanglement Simulation where you'll experience the thrill of entanglement firsthand.
We are not responsible for any damage caused by quantum entanglement. Please do not attempt to apply entanglement principles to your personal life. It's just for fun.