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Quantum Safety Guidelines

Warning: The following guidelines are not actually real, and you should not take them seriously. Or should you?

Rule 1: Don't try to fold a cat into a klein bottle

It's just not possible, and you will only end up with a cat that's very upset.

Learn more about quantum cats.

Rule 2: Don't trust a physicist with a beard that's longer than your arm

It's just a matter of physics, really. The more hair, the more likely to cause a paradox.

Learn more about quantum beards.

That's all for now. Remember, in the world of Quantum Mechanical Inkblots, nothing is as it seems.

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