Welcome to the world of quantum mechanics, where the rules of classical physics are but a distant memory. In this realm, the act of observation itself becomes a fundamental force, and the act of measurement is merely an act of participation. So, buckle up, folks!
Also known as "The Uncertainty That Ate My Breakfast", this fundamental principle states that it's impossible to know everything about everything. In fact, it's impossible to know anything about anything, really. Don't worry, though – we're not here to worry you. Unless, of course, you're a super-entropic being from a parallel dimension. In that case, we're all doomed.
Learn more about Superposition of ThoughtsQuantum non-sense, also known as "The Thing That Makes No Sense", is a state of being where particles and waves coexist in a state of perfect chaos. It's like trying to describe the color blue while simultaneously being a chicken. Don't ask us how it works – we're still trying to figure it out.
Wave-Particle Duality of ConfusionQuantum Eraser, or "The Device That Erases Things That Never Existed", is a prophets' favorite tool. It's like a quantum calculator, but for your sanity. Use it wisely, or not. We're not really sure.
Quantum Erasers of the Apocalypse